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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Symphony X - Underworld review

Year : 2015
Genre : Progressive Metal
Label : Nuclear Blast
Origin : United States
Rating : 10 / 10

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After 2011's Iconoclast, Symphony X returns with a - logically - consecutive sonic declaration, one that sounds to showcase a commitment to the formula that already has been established and pretty much been perfected even with the latest full length contribution of the group. Once you reach a type of supposedly attainable near-perfection in your selected craft, repeating the results is sufficient enough, as long as your work retains the quality that is high enough to be able to reign above the immediate reach of the tentacles of a random music critic.

Luckily/unfortunately for you, I'm not JUST a random critic, and so I will immediately say that this release is super-similar to Iconoclast, and I will second this notion with a "AND thank god & co. and Symphony X for that, because, frankly, Iconoclast was a blast, hell, even a Nuclear Blast, just to give you a terrible pun(ishment.) Sorry for doing it again.

While the former delivery of the band remains a pleasure to listen to, and it is still easy to spot new-found and delicious things in it, the group just toppled this abundance with a whole new batch of data, which, is mentioned, evidently bears the hallmarks of songcraft and compositional tactics that have been introduced on the 2011 delivery. Yes, the sound is the same, too, and you will fucking love it. (Once again.)

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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Meshuggah - Contradictions Collapse review


Year : 1991
Genre : Thrash Metal
Label : Nuclear Blast Records
Origin : Sweden
Rating : 9.1 / 10

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It probably is very easy to overlook the first full length affair of Sweden's Meshuggah, as this 1991 massively thrash contribution can not even be regarded as a spiritual precursor of what the music of said band has evolved to via their later operations that forms the face of metal to this very moment.

General consensus seems to be ultra-tepid and unacceptably deformed regarding the disc, as, despite my valiant efforts, I have failed to find and read a review that seems to reckon the delivery for what it really sounds to be. In other words : the 'fuck is up with you people? If not a single person is willing to rearrange related reality, then allow Yours, Truly to do so armed with an agenda and scientific rigor.

Meshuggah's Contradiction Collapse is doubtless influenced by a particularly good looking/angry image of early Metallica, but you would need to be supremely biased, I think, to fail to notice that this formation of youngsters - the Meshuggah dudes are in their early twenties by the era of the disc - are delivering a pretty much impertinently mature and complete variant of thrash metal which, to THIS very day emerges galaxies more relevant than say, the cartoon thrash metal of the latest to date Megadeth album, let alone the pinball road-motor sport "thrash metal" rhetorics - synonym : antics - of the latest to date Overkill series of facial ticks. Read on to find out more about this release, that packs infinitely more capacity to kick your ass to hell and back than you ever thought it does.

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Friday, June 22, 2012

Nile - At The Gate Of Sethu review

Year : 2012
Genre : Exotic Death Metal
Label : Nuclear Blast Records
Origin : United States
Rating : 8.0 / 10

Nile's At The Gate Of Sethu emerges as a prominent variant on the same type-, same direction of rabid death metal delivery than that declared quite efficiently by Mexico's sacrificial Eztlacuani, as this disc, too, chooses to feature brisk/brief ambient overtones and interludes in the fabric. I'm aware that on paper, this disc is a technical death metal release, but I do not share this notion, because the spin does not sound to be in a hurry to satisfy the related-, extremely high steep criteria systems, managing to emerge as a ballsy exotic death affair nevertheless. Read on to find out more about this elegant LP that has nothing at all to do with the fractal complexity of top tier tech death warfare, trust me.

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Sunday, April 22, 2012

Accept - Stalingrad review

Year : 2012
Genre : Cryptocommunist Heavy Metal
Label : Nuclear Blast Records
Origin : Germany
Rating : 7.0 / 10

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Accept's Stalingrad weighs in as yet another auto-motor sport and pinball machine metal contribution, with an immense fixation on family friendly radio metal and gangshouts, exhibited in the chorus context of this full length. The disc is servile enough - and, as I will attempt to justify, even uninspired in traces, secretly (but not silently) - that mentioning the premiere aspirations it seeks to sound like is Accept - oops - able.

Take Iron Maiden, subtract "The Animal" from it, apply an Aerosmith ballad-salad to support the central ingredients, and don't hold back on the zoo metal part and road-motor sport rhetorics, either. But, most importantly : substitute the terrible lack of an Iron Maiden Animal with some "theme-antics"-, a "Concept", so to say you think your release has potential to sell good with. This time, Accept chose to coat their recent full length into a communist propaganda vibe. Communism, as an ideology, indeed seems to be fixated on "monumentalism" : Stalin is sooooo monumental that the vastness of the sight of that ideology-pattern necessarily summons the communist marching song vibe in you. If it does NOT, you are a sick man and you WILL be reeducated.

If you are a regular here at Noise Shaft, then you know that I already had my fair share of rants about the communist marching song vibe - the link is the same now - that primarily permeates power metal and seeks to convey ACME-epicness, but this traditional heavy metal album baths in it, too. Lionel, look! Now that there is no (apparent) danger of Stalin emerging to unleash an elite assassin chick on us, why not market our comic book fears and make believe paranoia - that's an instant classic I just created - as entertainment? Indeed, why not. Read more to find out how it went for the German veterans.

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Friday, March 23, 2012

Overkill - The Electric Age review

Year : 2012
Genre : Thrash Metal with Glam Metal affectations
Label : Nuclear Blast Records
Origin : United States
Rating : 6.0 / 10

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The new Overkill LP starts out with a superb, tribal-thrashy introduction, - bouncer thrash guitars on 'roids included - which though is on its way to open up stone-orthodox human growth hormone thrash metal on your awareness. Pinball machine thrash with fast cars and chicks wearing a snarl. Wow. The central character of this album packs the excitement factor of waiting around for the bus at a public bus stop, and that mainly is due - in my opinion - to the shockingly tepid glam metal (!!) chorus work and a submission to road-motorsport metal rhetorics the contribution is an obese, sweaty galore of. What the hell, it still has potato chips charisma. As just noted, Overkill's latest exhibits profound indication of glam metal in - pfff - "traces", and the so called deviation-, - pseudo-complexity it offers are renditions of the thrash metal methods you witnessed serving diligent duty a million times before, only with more vile elegance and inventiveness. This sounds to me as thrash delivered by sheer routine, like they do not even watch. You are free to take the position that I have no clue what I'm talking about, and this is in-your-face badass thrash warfare that emerges

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in its way, and I second the notion that indeed, on OCCASION, the album works pretty well. There are some songs with increased amount of catchy factor and only a mild dosage of (chest)hair metal in them, and the guitar solos are doubtless top of the food chain caliber. But the record's flow suffers legendarily, as result of reoccurring fixations the group can't seem to get rid of during the dire. I mean : ride. Like the favorite note-bending of the singer, which he uses to end 11 out of 10 of his sung lines. Terrible, fucking terrible. Track number 3, "Wish You Were Dead" starts out with a superb intro, - just like as the first song - and then the band practically starts to drown amidst thrash platitudes being raped violently in front of your helpless crying eyes. It is about 15% legit thrash metal with vile intentions and stuff I can take serious, and 85% of Dave Mustaine's trademark cabaret thrash metal that which he plays when there is no musical thought on his mind whatsoever, and cabaret thrash is his method to hide this fact. You know, Inspector Gadget thrash metal. CHUGGA! CHUGGA! - Now! Iiiii! Am! Pretty! Pissed! CHUGGA! CHUGGA! Look! At! The! Kill! You've! Missed! CHUGGA! CHUGGA! GTFO. Pretty hideous thing. Read on to find out more about this release from Overkill, which exactly is just that. (Overkill.)


I personally feel that the members of this veteran ensemble surely must have - arrogant contradiction - decided that they will put out a pulverizing thrash epic weighing in at 50 minutes, no matter what. Guess what : it just mattered what. The album, for the most part, is tired, uninspired and even unfocused routine thrash in traces, and, to validate my claim, I offer you the example of track number 5 : by this time, Overkill is so embarrassed by the fact that there are no thrash platitudes left to assrape without vazelin at the moment, - because they tremble in fear around - that Overkill goes Iron! Fucking! Maiden! on you to administer c-grade Iron Maiden-clone power metal with communist marching song vibe and gang-shouts included. "Save Yourself!"

Good idea.

I do not seek to be especially douchy about this delivery, because the work doubtless is there, only, the exquisite thought-, the aim behind the work canceled the invitation. Instead, the thought simply is "let's thrash like goodol' times boys!", but the premiere ingredient-, the vileness of thrash is substituted by glam metal antics and bicepses, and this, I think, is quite staggering to see and hear. (On a negative register.) I do not deem this release bad by any means, as the complexity is there, but its substance is a towel reeking mansweat. No thank you. Not a bad record though. As the saying goes here at Noise Shaft, it is much worse than that : mediocre. VASTLY - oxymoron? - mediocre. Worth a listen, but don't expect this music to command/tune your psyche in to violent headbanging fueled by the evident desire to submit to the metal. Pinball machine thrash metal with fast cars and chicks wearing a snarl, and the snarl is the sexiest thing of it all. As for this Overkill album, it tries valiantly, but never fucking touches the switch.

Rating : 6.0 / 10

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Monday, March 19, 2012

Meshuggah - Koloss review

Year : 2012
Genre : Math Metal, Progressive Metal, Djent
Label : Nuclear Blast Records
Origin : Sweden
Rating : 10 / 10

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The new Meshuggah album Koloss instantly put a huge smile on my face as opening track "I am Colossus" made my hope to be blown away by the first bars of the album, a grandiose reality. The Swedish ensemble goes straight for the core of orthodox time signatures in a flow of fluent attempts to mock it with intoxicating, thrilling eloquency, bashing your awareness with gargantuan guitars that relate to the flux of the rhythm in myriad kinds of illegal ways and feels, and, the aspect that is very quick to reveal itself right from the beginning, is the pronounced feel of the wildspace vacuum I think the band went for with this release. This is sci-fi music, this is cosmic horror abomination music. (When it is peaceful.)

A dystopian narrative feel seems to be evident on the record throughout. "I am Colossus" draws the image of a huge anti-entity, composed of the sum total of fierce, invisible-to-the-naked-physical-eye everyday human urges, like the drive to satisfy the individual ego, to kick the ass of some (pseudo) randomer in manly fashion to feel dominant and whatnot, and this Leviathan grows more and more powerful in its scattered-but-present totality as each negative human act and tendency gives another cell to its immense body. Hard it is to come to the realization that you kicked your own ass the day before. The opening track is a declaration from this Leviathan, who tells you how things will be between you and him, where the "you" is just a cell in a thought he instead chose to forget altogether.

The next track, "The Demon's Name Is Surveillance" takes you to the icy cybernetic Philip K. Dick future of Minority Report. Do you remember those little privacy-corruptor insectoid droids that swarmed the scenery in the movie, looking for a man with a specific retina? I'm pretty sure Meshuggah wanted to depict this ultra high-tech, dehumanized atmosphere in which the mood you are in might be dependent on the set of chemical tablets you could afford at the end of the month. A threatening potentiality of a grim comic book future is revealed lyrically and musically, one that conspiracy terrorists / theorists are fond to offer. I gave you these brief summaries of the first two songs to give you an idea of the mood of the release. I personally feel that reading the lyrics is essential herein to "get" the music, and here is why : the flow of the audio data supports the thought, the meaning behind the word. Sure enough, this should be expected as "normal" behavior from music, but grasping and appreciating the organic connection-, the imagery between the lyrics and the sonic information is quintessential to the experience. This second track offers a paradigmatic variant on a rabid, icy cybernetic wall of sound structure that is much more intricate and complex than you would assume it to be at the first face value, when it comes in rumbling through you as the greeting gesture. Take the effort and soak your ears into its exquisite subtleties. Like : the microscopic note-interruptions in the flow of the rhythm guitar riff are occurring at the same time Kidman delivers a syllable of the given line. In other words, Jens and the rhythm guitar create a symbiotic relationship for the "mere" fun of it, even though the song would work totally intact without this delicacy that flatters an intriguing image of engineered and soberly organized chaos. The disc is reeking superb surprises like this.

It is very rewarding to hear how this band approaches melody : they are interested in the sheer anatomy of the sound, and make magical use of it. Exceptions with highly melodic character ARE present, though. Check out the section starting from 3:00 to 3:48 in track number 3, "Do Not Look Down", for example. This is pure awesomeness '80s synth pop made with 8 stringed monster guitars. The collision between the beautiful harmonic mid-frequency ornament and the dominant monster-guitars reek Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer in a hilarious tribute-way. Once again : '80s synth pop in the Meshuggah style. Sublime delicacies like this are abundant, and not all of them is easy to pick up at first. Here is another example, from track number 2 : notice that the rhythm guitar compliments Jens Kidman's vocals by emphasizing each syllable the vocalist delivers with a massive note in the minigun-fabric of the prime pattern. It equally is hilarious when a riff takes a moment to - kind of - vomit on the floor because it can, before addressing its actual intent once more. This also is something you will find a lot of on the spin. YES, each song demands multiple listens. Who cares about a song that does not, duh.

Meshuggah sounds to introduce a new sonic entity to its relentless terror reign on silence, and this entity is a "feel" of robust suction power. Let's venture - ha. ha. - after its origins. In djent music, the low end register of an audio data - especially of the guitars - is a pretty significant component. If you are any kind of a djent enthusiast, you either have a low end fetish, or you are in the process of cultivating one. The ideal low end, in my opinion, should exhibit an autonomous and evident capacity to cause the vibration it is based on, in YOUR very core. To REFLECT the low end in your central nervous system, practically. It should physically touch you, so to speak. When my palm rests on someone's skin and Meshuggah delivers a black hole motif, I will feel the vibration of that low end on that person's skin.

It is easy to overkill the low end and harm the anatomy of the sound in the process, and, as such, consensus seems to be flexible regarding the top of the heat low - oops - end. The new Meshuggah percept of black hole suction power I'm writing to you about is a low end Sonic Declaration, and its Subharmonics are the Undoing of All, as drummer Tomas Haake writes in the lyrics of track number 7, and vocalist Jens Kidman seems to second the notion. This new concept of the incorporated sonic black holes immediately stroke me as of utter relevance even when the band released the song in question, "Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave It Motion" before the official release date of Koloss, with the probable intent to stimulate interest in the LP. It is a little-, yet so significant thing, gaining its power from knowing when to limit itself. I need to embed the read more link now or I will forget to. Read on to find out more about Meshuggah's latest delivery : Koloss.

I'm not completely familiar with Meshuggah's entire body of work yet, - because who is to say that this is their last album, right? - as I know the ObZen album, the Catch 33 LP, and I checked out some earlier - '90s - stuff from them, too, back from the days when the vocals packed pitch value to them.

The reviewer is not important in a review, yet now there is relative need to outline how I familiarized myself with Meshuggah. I'm going to be honest with you, and admit regardless if you will call me a rabid fanboy or not that Meshuggah's ObZen tore my mind out and replaced a rewired version of it when I listened to the album in 2011, three years after its release. After ObZen, I listened to Catch 33, from 2005. Now is the time that I will tell you this : the Koloss LP, in temper-, in mood, is similar to Catch 33, in my opinion. ObZen, I think, is an awesome record, and also a more easily - with an incapacitated word - "graspable" album. Because that is the point : Meshuggah is not "hard" to grasp per se, it is "just" made by people who constantly seek to entertain and shape musical awareness with elements that originate from beyond the orthodox confines of musical narrative as a strategy to express soul content. As adept musicians, they simply want to have a good and THRILLING time while playing, while recording. They want to have fun, as Jens Kidman tells it so naturally in an interview. When the intent is so pure and powerful, chances are that it will work well for someone else who hears it as an outsider, too. And there you have it, indeed : brilliant rhythmic intricacies reveal non euclidean space patterns made of pure adamantium, arranged mostly on mid-tempo structures, though there ARE some full musculature, intense cosmic horror monstrosities on board, too. For example, track number 2, "The Demon's Name Is Surveillance" is "Bleed II" in my opinion.

The music of present day Meshuggah-, the Meshuggah music that has such a committed planetary fanbase-subculture glued together by the appreciation of the group, reigns far beyond the orthodox terminologies of metal. You could listen this music in 8-bit on a C64, hell, on a '80s Casio synth, and it would waste your fucking ass on spot regardless. Imagine the same kind of music with 8 stringed T-Rex guitars and avalanche drums. As I wrote in an earlier review in 1862, Meshuggah seems to worship mere sonic mass, and the magic is the result of limiting the sonic mass with ANY method whatsoever that seems worth exhibiting to limit the rampant flux of the mass with. 


The feeling is such as if you were to decipher the mechanics-, the patterns of the workings of diabolic machines that express sounds while in operation. Meshuggah is not particularly after "mere" melody. The thought overrules it. The ethos of melody most often is used herein as metaphoric pairs of light that cast their audible radiance in an attempt to further showcase the anti-inert immensity of the silence assailant audio-mass below them, that which - the mass, the rumble - equates with the primal statement per build. This band is the master of the sonic domain and its multitime rhythmizational possibilities. The group plays with the frequency, the mood, the thought, with the mere meaning of the sound, entertaining the flux of time in this process by mocking it and violating the orthodox flow and concept of it while Jens Kidman's vocal delivery is a constant-, astonishing sci-fi horror comic book reference point of a pissed off humanity that is neither Animal and neither God ENOUGH.

Sound has no other limit than the absence of all other characteristics you deprive it of as soon as you dress it into a direct shape and form. Meshuggah cast a vote on ultralowfrequency 8 stringed cosmic abomination reality corruptor rumble-guitars because these monstrosities, along with the battle cruiser bass and Tom Haake's avalanche drum, are sound like they MEAN their shit, you now? After all, a sound is "just" a feeling and "just" a thought, and these are the Sacred Maximum a band can operate with and a listener can soak her/his soul into. I personally think that Meshuggah, as hive-entity, has arrived to a point on which they have a flawless grasp of the primer components that are manifesting the raw wildspace charisma their music doubtless embodies. The "suction effect" is a new addition among these, or, at least, it sounds new to me to reveal it in such a pronounced and thrilling manner. Think of a mini portable black hole with an ON and OFF state, that you can turn ON for a fraction of a second, then you turn it OFF. Or think of that silly bathroom game, when you sit in a bath tube, pull the plug out and wait around until the vortex shows up. You know the whirlpool, right? Do you often place your palm on it to experience the suction power of the vortex? Do that, it is fun. The same feeling is incorporated into this music, sonically.

 As for direct examples of this new percept, check the anatomy of the riff in "Break Those Bones", the black hole suction note - the entire riff is ONE brilliantly placed note - is situated in the fabric of time in such a way that the riff reigns both as a driving force and as a stop in the flow. A truly special musical experience that is out to crush you with no concept of doubt in its driving thought, and, once you saw it, you are crushed indeed. The HORROR! The MADNESS!  By the way, here is something extra I have noticed, and I'd like to know your impression of it. Did you notice how the track "ObZen" features a verse and a subsequent hook that are super-similar in CHARACTER to the flow of "Break Those Bones"?
 

Meshuggah paints non euclidean sonic geometries and they make them move in countless dimensions, and the sight, the feeling is nothing short of magical. You see these beautifully deformed-, yet cosmically diligent patterns that make you feel intrigued to adept your awareness to them enough to manage to grasp them. You instinctively know that there is a way to hop unto these shapes to see where they take you to, and you equally enjoy if they drop you off as much as you do when you have learned their orderly chaotic character. To me, a Meshuggah song is a cosmic abomination rampant-unalloyed that thinks this exact same thing about me when we spend time together. This album is as honest, as thrilling and profoundly intricate in mere character as music can get. In this regard, as miserable music critic and djent aficionado, I have no other obligation to fulfill than to declare this contribution an immediate-, flawless masterpiece and a privilege to be subjected to starting from 2012 to eternity.

Rating : 10 / 10


Reviews with thorough Meshuggah connotations, IF you are curious of them :
Nine Inch Nails - Hesitation Marks review

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Eluveitie - Helvetios review

Year : 2012 
Genre : Folk, Viking Metalcore
Label : Nuclear Blast Records
Origin : Switzerland
Rating : 6.0 / 10

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Right away I'm going to tell you that this very disc might be a splendid choice if fighting Krakens and zombie Valkyries is Tuesday for you. Some claim this disc to be a folk death metal release, a notion which made my curiosity skyrocket, yet, this music, in my opinion is a rather self-indulgent galore of family safe Viking (?) orthodoxies that are more than enough to put me to Alpha at the third of this disc. Luckily, I could kept my awareness intact with a book while listening to this monster-length 1 hour+ LP. The cause of my highly terrible fear of this delivery is the simple fact that the data on it is heavily fixated on the power metalish stance of fantasy related fighting, and there is fighting in it, too. Sometimes, the fantasy fighting is interrupted by lamentations of fighting. It's the backing track for live fantasy, arranged throughout very standard metalcore verse structures.

Indeed, Swiss Eluveitie combines Viking (!!) metalcore with a very superficial rendition of folk, seeking to imbue the music with the feeling of Irish fairy tale music. The production is quite sterile and traditional metal at its core, - SIC! - with no desire to spice up the flow of things with notable high frequency detail. This music BEGS for epic solos, and you won't get a SINGLE instance of them. Yet, you have exotic folk pipes, capable to produce one sound, but there is a "short" and a "long" variant of that note. Everything is pretty straightforward mid frequency guitar warfare, sometimes rode by Irish folk violins. Read on to find out more about this.


The fray sometimes is spiced up by a much welcomed female singer with a nice timber to her pipes. Sometimes she is forced to move out of her comfort zone, and she looks much worse there than in it. Her participation is much less frequent, unfortunately, than I would have had prefer, and the majority of this one hour affair is narrated by a Viking angry metal guy who sounds to be occupied by themes of seeking spiritual solace and function amidst the community, and wielding melee combat and spilling gallons of generic enemy blood. I claimed not so much long ago that the compositions are prone to exhibit metalcoresque verse structures. You know the methodology : bang on the open strings, and sometimes interrupt the chugging by a pattern of notes seeking to exhibit intimidating qualities. This technique is a super-persistent tendency herein. The only pseudo-deviation from these pastimes is equivalent with the Michael Flatley fairy tale music that seeks to color up the shape of Viking metalcore affections. The ingredient in question comes with shallow anatomy, and is super-hasty to peak in with its limited top capacity. Irish folk music, you know : three seconds of pure magic, then, the next already is the start of full blown high fantasy retardation. By the 10th second mark, I'm a caught in the terrible act pedophile gnome with a penis for a nose, running from a Viking band of bards, cheered by a pack of valiant high elves and morally eloquent village people. No thank you.

Rating : 6.0 / 10

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Biohazard - Reborn In Defiance review

Year : 2012
Genre : Hardcore
Label : Nuclear Blast Records
Origin : United States
Rating : 9.5 / 10

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This here latest to date Biohazard LP brings down ultraterror, fake UFOs and old school hellfire upon all who is looking for a blemish in its full musculature fabric. These guys have been around since ancient times as far as I know, and let me tell you that their game looks as intact and fresh as ever. Biohazard brings to you a type of music bordering on the shared field of venomous thrash metal and rebellious groove metal, but administers this kind of rabid sonic data with a proud finger given to recent day polishment-production wizardry. The album sounds like you'd expect a post apocalyptic band to sound when witnessing them on a stage set up on the back of a warproof truck. The sonic data is equally gritty and lush, always packing the instant charisma of a lit up barrel and a Molotov cocktail, and that what the idea is, I tend to think. Read on to find out more about this heavy duty release.


Biohazard is all about the primer elements I personally think are amidst the most important building blocks of hefty music that seeks to waste stuff to obtain great spiritual satisfaction. These guys have the capacity to deliver sets and sets of intricate musical hooks per song, and not for a moment, you are taken for a fool like on a Nickelprick LP, abusing family proof soft rock chord progressions. I'll tell you a joke : Nickelback. Now, back to this Biohazard LP. The stimulus of this album comes from the heart, and shows constant capacity to flatter the mere heft in music you most probably signed on for. This album does not disappoint, not for a second, in my opinion. An intact, aggressive sonic fabric is achieved by the sober production decisions, making the album sound honest and "real", eliminating all need to rely on the recent day stock studio sound your gecko loves to drop saliva above.

While the sound manages to strike you as something truly fresh and - paradoxically enough - timelessly old school, the Reborn In Defiance LP weighs in as super heavyweight, courtesy of the trusty musicianship and destructoid songwriting witnessable on these tracks. Tasteful variation never relents, and the band showcases an apt readiness to flatter luscious riffcraft without shame and without end, and this particular aspect is KEY, of why these guys ARE the Grandmasters of the genre, and not just decent runner ups of it. Whereas other bands would be content with the elements/sections per song they already have, you can be sure that Biozahard always will have one extra surprise/section for you, regardless of the momentary behavior and intensity the current track cultivates.

This album sounds to me as a vastly authentic and immense release, and here is why : this disc contains the exact kind of music I hoped to hear from Biohazard. They give on this LP what I was hoping to get from them, only, they shape the form of their very best music in the process. I'll be honest with you, I love this Biohazard album, and, as such, I gratefully deem it an immediate recommendation.

Rating : 9.5 / 10

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Nightwish - Imaginaerum review

Year : 2011
Genre : Symphonic Abba Metal
Label : Nuclear Blast / Roadrunner Records
Origin : Finland
Rating : 6.0 / 10

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Finland's Nightwish seemingly knows no insipid jokes when it comes to symphonic fairy tale metal. Imaginaerum comes to you with an exigently executed cover art and truly top of the heat production values, and it pains me relevantly enough to inform you that only 5 minutes and 22 seconds of this release is capable to offer something I'm eager to revisit.

Opening track, Taikatalvi is a gently presented musical introduction with Finnish lyrics to it, and this entry, one must assume, serves the attentive function to offer an initial compliment for the ruling atmosphere herein so it could exhibit secretly raging readiness to summon the heft to swarm you proper at any moment near you, with hopefully no less of an agenda than to carry your soul on the oh!, sooo fantastic sonic journey you're here for. Trallala. I got it, I got it. Show me the Animal.


Wish granted. Second track - virtually the first, because the intro is "just" a very nice intro - called Storytime engages Abba Metal Power about 101%, - for 5 minutes and 22 seconds, by the way - and one must imagine that this is the kind of music the so called "diligent metal fan" would be embarrassed to admit she/he totally enjoys, because it sparks, it flows, it carries you indeed, and, regardless of the oh!, so beautifully simplistic structure of verse and chorus, the mutual-, mere melodic tightness of these elements - add the soaring female vocals that hide no Camembert but pack legit power and bite - are more than enough to make GyZ a happy boy so far.

Third track, "Ghost River" has a mixture of seriously wicked masquerade and Rammstein vibe at the start region, in which the LP is quick to address its propensity to go fucking mental if it so pleases, and it is a pretty interesting notion you will be forced to take after its gentler-, but far from slimy direct predecessor. The track shows relative eagerness to go mildly experimental in nature at the mid section, inviting to mind the threshold-zone of the sublime rabidness so inherent to the trade of the avant garde silence massacrists forming the band called Unexpect.

"Slow, Love, Slow" is a slow love song, but, with a sensual menacing vibe to it, presented in a bar atmosphere in which you are not sure what will be the next thing in your mouth : someone's tongue, or a 45 Magnum. This delivery clearly marks an ambition to contribute a truly flamboyant fabric, as brass instruments and a guitar later on join in to deliver standard bluesy vibes. I'm sorry to say that the guitar solo is pretty meh, not much if any musical thought worth sharing behind it, but at least it is short. The song comes to a SUPERB catharsis, courtesy of the female vocalist, but it is SHORT!! Truly, the end section reeks Sam Brown's brilliant declaration Stop, and one has the feeling that the band members got afraid of this instead of embracing it while it is possible.

Next one, "I want my tears back" commits the mistake of nodding on such an exceptionally shitass-sucking track title, but, whatever. This song, unfortunately, shows regions of clueless wandering with Scottish pipes and other hideous things to crave the Michael Flatley. Irish folk song for you. Later on, clapping hands join in in order to exhibit the rhythmic structure for which you will do the Mike Flatley in the next moment if you absolutely are serious about coming across as a person a sober one would not enter into a lift with. This track, in my opinion, sucks ancient mummified mummy balls and I don't like it.

Scaretale tries to scare me with an orchestrated rumble delivered by 1 000 000 stringed instruments, and must say it succeeds. After a short, calmer interlude, an overly-bombastic symphonic build bordering on good old fashioned Bigottry Unlimited invites the rhythm guitars to cover its traces of escape. The singing in the song starts out at 2:55, and it quickly turns out that the name of the game herein is a cute/funny/scary/mehe musical-like piece you could have heard in the Sweeney Todd musical movie. Then you are invited to dismiss this notion, because the build takes a truly terrible turn for a highly idiotic pirate cartoon song, which would be immense dosage of fun in a Secret of the Monkey Island adventure game, but, it sounds like an insult on a professional record when offered as Content and not as a bonus track I get paid for if I'm consent listening to. The track later on returns to a more serious tone that refrains from slapping your face with a dead tuna fish, but, the memory of the horror is too fresh to appreciate any of it.

Arabesque summons the arabesque vibe with very nicely realized, lush orchestra that would flatter a Hollywood blockbuster no problem. Other than that, this indeed sounds more like a thorough-, and splendid demonstration of top level tradecraft skills from the producers - three men have worked on this release as producers - so they could proclaim : "Look! We can produce cinematic music!" Look! They can produce cinematic music!

"Turn Loose the Mermaids" is a gentle-, "emo bard by the bonfire" routine piece with some western overtones I personally got the shivers from in this context. It craves effect sooooooo desperately from me that I, for one, won't give it that courtesy. The song drops the western overtone at the end, and goes Flatley again. Aua.

"Rest Calm" features a man vocalist in a standard power metal stance. While his performance is acceptable, his charm and charisma in my opinion is overshadowed by his female counterparts joining in with a section that sports tad more inventive of a character than the power metalish verse structure. It is not entirely clear at this point what this track wants from me. It sounds like it wants everything, yet wants nothing sufficiently enough so I could give it to it. The piece comes to a bombastic bigottry build via its climax with every instrument in the studio seeking to declare its True Meaning, but the composition simply is not worthy enough to serve this valiant agenda out with me clapping to it.

"The Crow, The Owl and The Dove" is a radio friendly mid-tempo contribution with enough cunning to feature significantly different moods in the chorus and the verse, while a short, efficient interlude builds a safe passage so the band can sell the verse and chorus to you again without you getting caught sleeping. A solid "uhuh" song, but nothing beyond that.

"Last Ride of the Day", thank God & Co., once again goes for the Abba metal vibe which this release looks the best with, in my opinion. The delight is not necessarily unblemished, because the chorus of this entry once again goes for cheapass high fantasy, and, despite the bombastic and relentless repetition of it at the ending portion of the song, I'm not sure if it is as good as the band suggests it to be.

"Song of Myself" is a 13 minutes epic with some pretty superb Abba metal verses at the initial regions, and even more of choirs that go "hah hahh hahh!" relentlessly to interrupt the great lead singer Abba metal chick, who, in my opinion, is much better with her own program than the choir is with their cumbersome-, alibi "hah hahh hahh!", I'm sorry to say. The track comes to a virtual stall without it noticing this about itself, and it basically becomes the context-sensitive background music of any combat section of any fantasy related RPGs. The build escapes this suffocation by seeking out another kind of it, with a row of lengthy, I mean : leeeeeeeenghty narrative performances, and the release gives you the vibe that you are listening to a self help tape. Nothing wrong with that, but where is my direct entertainment you promised!

As for the last track, the titular Imaginaerum : the central theme is a solid, thoughtful melody that could be the invention of John Williams, and, once you are served with it a couple of times, powerful-, yet at heart formless cinematic music is applied, so you would be delighted when you get the then-familiar central melody back. Beware : there are Scottish pipes on your way, and Michael Flatley knows you are near, too. Once again, this is a cinematic soundtrack for a Hollywood blockbuster, and it does nothing less or else than you would anticipate if to expect that from it.

This release has a very limited ability to deliver its stunning top form it gives you via its second track, which, not too surprisingly, was released as an introductory single for a much more tepid full length you have just been reading about. I got super-enthusiastic with this release upon hearing that second track, "Storytime", and with massive disappointment I conclude that I could not find anything else on it to remain in that mood for.

Rating : 6.0 / 10

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Anthrax - Worship Music review

Year : 2011
Genre : Groove Metal Hard Rock
Label : Megaforce (US) Nuclear Blast (EU)
Origin : United States
Rating : 6.5 / 10

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Anthrax's latest affair is in great haste to reveal its primer aspiration, that which is to bring you an almost tender level of hard-rockish accessibility, resonated through a mildly rabid set of instruments. These guitar-dogs are kind enough to pretend that they have the skills and the eager propensity to shred you to pieces, but don't be afraid, there are no true risks involved on Anthrax's latest : when music is supposed to engage the real deal slaughter mode of avid inventiveness, - like Deceased does without end on their latest LP to date - this band instead throws in your everyday average catchy chorus, casually informing you that there is no proper meal served right now, please be so kind and eat the bloody - semi-spoiled - dessert, thank you, come again. As for the dogs themselves : they sit on command, and this is what they mostly do herein. But look : they grin!!

In other words, despite the band's known notoriety to administer profound audible punishment, this latest release clearly shows a sharply defined shift towards instant accessibility, and not necessarily for the truly strong kind of that. It might be a staggering development to reckon, but here is the thing : a good amount of this LP communicates along the metal core vibe, - without the fake-screaming, luckily - combined with the aforementioned hard rock overtone, which always hurries up to you with its crystal clear, and frankly, terribly cumbersome agenda to pour a sense of engineered instant epicness into the builds ASAP. These supposed-to-be-epic choruses tend to register as a blend of acceptable power metal and acceptable hard rock, but note that none of these ingredients will rip your mind out nice and clean via their raw charm of musical appeal and convince power. As noted, they are engineered choruses, without all that much unalloyed emotional motivations noticeable in them. Read on to find out more about Anthrax's latest spin to date, but know that what you will get is a largely risk free ride in a convertible that does not have more than 4 gears installed. What? The side thrusters? Oh, those are mainly for decoration. They will engage a couple of times, but that is that.


It would be unfair to state that the album lacks especially strong sequences in CHARACTER, but even those portions are burdened by the record's unbalanced presentation traits. The strong tracks on the release, like In the End, or Giant, - and there are others, too, see later - are practically begging for some ornaments to be embedded into them to flatter the single rhythm guitar/bass/drum structure, but these tracks remain no doubt solid as they are. The more massive regions of this album though are consisting of declarations that sound more to be shameless fillers than the truly legit stuff you signed on for. The track called Judas Priest, for example. What the hell is this? This sounds like Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood to me, from 19fucking89. Oh God! Zoo Metal! Glam Metal ineptitude being taken to the next level that you so hoped it did not even exist. But it does, and you will be subjected to it. On multiple occasions. Mercilessly. But it also must be told that Anthrax assuages the fright with another strong track, called Crawl, to kill the pain administered by its instant predecessor mentioned above.

The release, surprisingly enough, shows notable shi(f)ts - MIND the f!! - in presentation values. The guitars sometime sound like they have been castrated out and been beaten half to death as extra courtesy, while, at other times the album packs a truly proper bite, despite the relatively conservative, simplistic arrangements it largely relies on. Of course, there is nothing wrong at all with the simplistic - nevertheless great - structure of drum/bass/rhythm guitar, but hell, you need to deliver a real deal theme to remember to flatter the legitimacy of this classic formation.

If the albums' primer focus would be centered around to unleash the muscular musical grinding it emerges most impressively at, this would be a doubtlessly fine, slick release. But that propensity to engage in serious and legit fashion, also is the one you will have the least of, and, saved for some - and not more - delicious mid-tempo themes here and there, Anthrax's Worship Music ultimately registers as an inconsistent spin filled with portions prone to trade their charms in for much less efficient variation. The track called Constant is a good example of this, in my opinion. This song has some absolutely great elements, and also it is afflicted, unfortunately, by the Glam Metal/Zoo Metal nonsense. Boosh!

Fortunately, the vocal contribution of the album is totally solid, the singer dude has a proper set of lungs, and he exhibits his melodic Philip Anselmo influence in intact fashion. He does a good job, without doing anything out of his comfort zone. Note : doing anything out of the comfort zone, of course, is not a necessity to deliver a good performance. The point simply is that the vocalist manages to render a solid and likable vocal presence, even when he needs to ride a horse made of materials of questionable origins.

This is not a bad album at all, it just has this persistent tendency of taking you for an accomplished idiot on strong sedatives. Well, you can fool some of the people some of the time, and that should be sufficient. Anthrax does way too much fooling around this time though, and that is a 6.5 - only because I'm kind as a fairy on an Ecstasy pill.

Rating : 6.5 / 10

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Fleshgod Apocalypse - Agony review

Year : 2011
Genre : Symphonic Technical Death Metal
Label : Nuclear Blast Records
Origin : Italy
Rating : 9.3 / 10

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If you want to come up with one of the most masochistic schemes a random mind could conceive to kill time with, then counting the number of bass drum beats this here release from Italy's premiere symphonic death metal act features, is a choice you can surely and safely rely on. Agony packs pretty much maximum level intensity by playing out even the one last, secretive, remaining remembrance of holy shit out of death metal, making this outing nothing less than a - in respectful freestyle after mixed martial arts legend Ken Shamrock - hymn to living death.

This album, while represents, maybe, even defines a kind of over the top extremity, brings with itself subtle tools of profound elegance to project light on the monumental sonic surface it emerges to crush you to a sticker as. Once you are ready to open your mind to the fact that Fleshgod Apocalypse writes the story into a Space Odyssey monolith using titanium jackhammers, - with a casual symphony as accompaniment - then you are good to sit on board, and are likely to experience something you and your receptive mind had no part of before. Be wary though, because these jackhammers are ever-present and persistent enough to put a superbly short end to the lazy ear. To these ears, only a classic saying remains, one which you can find at the closure of this review. Read more to find out - among other things - what that is.



Agony is a layered affair, as it consists of two simultaneously occurring flow of autonomous and co-existent events. You have a functional, full-blown and tastily orchestrated symphony, caught up in the relentless machine gun fire administered with almost no end by the band's tremendous death metal minigun arsenal. The question here isn't if this rampant spin features parts of double bass - the question is, if it features parts that have no double bass. Sure, it does. The LP's raw power charisma is constructed solidly on a sober sense of balance regarding jackhammer-engagement periods, as the mere rumble the traditional death metal components - drums, guitars, bass - are producing herein, no doubt reign as the most pronounced presence of the affair. This rampantly mad and madly rampant death roar is teased constantly by the underlying background symphony, that which never loses its capacity to enrich, and, in a sense, to assuage the relentless mayhem of the persistent death rumble addressed above.

To topple an already quite functional concept, Agony exhibits the keen and quite fruitful readiness to give the definitive finger to its own nature on occasions, with nothing else in mind than to submit to the much more tenderly silhouetted aspects of music. The record features smartly positioned safe zones, so to speak, musical spaces that will entertain the ears with extremely straightforward classical intermezzos. Having zero concept nor awareness of the act of deceit, they come with a white flag, operated by the unalloyed intent of throwing a grasp of recreational breath into the mix here and there. Fortunately, these intermezzos have the tendency to surprise you even while the record is having one of its notorious onslaughts. Agony exhibits superb craftsmanship and features advanced compositional techniques, venturing forward on occasions to such surprising and functional territories as opera, and, rather efficient opera at that. How it is efficient? It is such, because the tracks feature only little glimpses of it, but those glimpses are reflected in eyes you will remember, eyes you want to soak yours into again.

Though it is easy to regard the aforementioned rumble created by the drums and guitars as a sonic mass, on careful observation, the mere immensity of this mass starts to account its own shapes and forms, and this act of consciously "going-after-it" is what is required on YOUR part in order to get the full experience the outing is capable to offer as its ultimate value. It is a waste of good suffering to resonate the evident and state that Agony is not an easily accessible record, primarily because being easily accessible is exactly the last one of its concerns. Fleshgod Apocalypse delivers the memorable full musculature hybrid of symphony and extreme metal, and the magic simply is formed by the sheer sonic volume these combined elements are rabidly occupying. Symphony is elegantly liquidated in its nature, and it keeps its capacity to live and shine even if a wartank is in constant siege beside it. Death metal is wartank, symphony is oil in its engine. A combination that might very well emerge as one of the most significant deliveries of the year. Oh, and, for the lazy ears, and, for the lazy ears only : this is better than it sounds to - you. Listen again, maybe?

Rating : 9.3 / 10

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